"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
"After scolding one's cat, one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference." - Charlotte Gray
"A dog will flatter you, but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog." - Eleanor Clark
"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow. But the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." - Mark Twain
"Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously" - Louis F. Camuti (that ones for you Daniel hehe.)
"If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave." - Theophile Gautier
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesnt really need to know that everybody love him." - William Kunstler
"The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...its also the reason they hate birds." - KC Buffington
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - May Sarton
"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience." (So true!) - Pam Brown
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
2 comments:
hahah great quotes...all of them are so perfect and true. i think we know cats well enough to think of a quote of our own.
hah he one about cats wanting to come in and out is totally thom..punk cat
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